These Washington Democrats All Put Walls Around Their Homes

So, we’ve got a pretty big problem. We are absolutely surrounded with these big heavy flat things that are rooted to the ground and they do absolutely no good! That’s right. We’re talking about walls.

As our liberal Democrat masters tell us, walls don’t work. All they do is get in the way, keep out the fresh air, and stop loads of wonderful strangers from joining your family. Sure, it may seem like those walls around you are doing a good job holding up your attic with all those lovely heirlooms and whatnot. But they are really just stopping you from getting a decent tan and making LOADS of friends.

But how do our Democrat masters know so well that walls are just vertical junk? They know because people like Barack Obama have huge barrier walls around their houses. Yeah — that’s first-hand experience if we’ve ever seen it. No kidding! Washington Democrats have like these huge 10-foot walls all around their houses. They have them so that they can get a deep and personal understanding of why walls are nonfunctional and immoral.

And thank God they do, because it’s really hard for us normal dopes to understand why walls are only good at returning handball serves. Sure, it seems like your walls keep out burglars, cold wind, bugs, and also hold your house together — but listen bro — they’re just holding you back.

By the way, that “Great Wall” in China — Did you know David Copperfield walked right through that thing?

Here’s the Daily Caller with more.

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