Elizabeth Warren Supporters Can’t Name a SINGLE Accomplishment

Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren checks almost all the boxes for a Democratic presidential candidate. She is a faux intellectual, she has a history about lying about her family and past, and she’s a left-wing radical. Granted, she doesn’t score as many intersectionality points as, say, Kamala Harris does, but she isn’t an evil, old, grumpy white man. We can’t have that. Not in 2019.

Beyond her biological qualifications, which are close enough, Warren also espouses the preferred personality quirks of a Democratic presidential candidate. Her social skills are near non-existent. The senator’s strange attempt to immitate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez by hosting a live video on Instagram was eerily reminiscent of Hillary Clinton’s “Chillary Clinton” cringe-fest.

Let’s face it — Warren is just the perfect Democrat. She even has little to no appeal to the blue collar workers she claims to represent — Karl Marx himself couldn’t pick a better successor.

So, why isn’t she leading in the polls by double digits over people like Joe Biden right now? Or, more importantly, why don’t her supporters seem to know a damn thing about her? Is this on purpose?

We just asked a ton of hypothetical questions, so now we’re going to let Liberty Hangout do the rest. Sit back, and enjoy watching Warren supporters struggle to explain why they’re voting for her.