Mark Dice: “How is this MY Fault?!”

Once upon a time, I was fat and happy, and possibly black. But conservative YouTube personality, and heavily demonetized and shadowbanned yet wildly successful right wing comedian Mark Dice ruined it all.

I was bathing in cream pies and Rockford when Mark Dice showed up, wholly uninvited, and completely ruined by fat, possibly black good time by reminding me that I was chronically ill and probably would not survive to see New Year’s Eve.

This is basically the logic you’re going to see in the video below.

Progressives have blamed a lot of things on racism: wealth disparities, high school graduation rates, you name it. And, look — not all of these grievances are illegitimate. But at this point — they’re literally making things up to be upset about.

Here’s Mark Dice with one of the most ridiculous examples.