Who Knew? Air Conditioning is Sexist Now

Summer is here, and it’s hot out. That said, we just want to let all of you cis gendered s#it lords out there know, if you’re running the AC to keep cool- then you’re totes way sexist, okay?

Why is air conditioning sexist? We don’t know. It has something to do with the fact that women tend to have lower body temperatures than men and men don’t deserve to be comfortable because, well- post modernism, we guess.

We always thought that the reason women have lower body temperatures than men was so that you can more easily put your arm around them in a chilly movie theater. Just kidding. Women have lower body temperatures because they are smaller than men and lower body mass means lower temperature. But don’t get anxious about admitting that women tend to be smaller than men. That’s not a hate fact- it’s so that more women can squeeze into a bomb shelter.

But, of course, that’s all wrong and problematic.

The real reason air conditioning is sexist is because technology is the product of men working closely together to subjugate women by offering them advanced technologies and making them feel foolish for not taking an engineering degree instead of feminist dance theory. Not that’s an objective fact.

Alright, we don’t know why they’re saying AC is sexist. It’s probably just another cultural power grab.

Here’s Mark Dice with the rest of the story.

~ Liberty Video News