U2’s Bono Thinks He’s Smarter Than You
Bono is better than you. He’s kinder than you, smarter than you, richer than you, and he once wrote a hit song that really wasn’t that bad if you think about it.
Not only was his hit song sufficiently easy to listen to that you could actually listen to it once or twice and not even be bothered, but it also made a hell of a lot of money for the record company. This is especially appreciable if you had someone around to talk to while the song was on so that you didn’t really have to listen to the song but could just let it play in the background like high-quality white noise.
Needless to say, Bono made a butt ton of money off that song. Just stop for a moment and consider how much money he saves on embroidery with that very short name. Now you’re starting to see just how brilliant he really is.
So, on top of having an economical name, having once written a hit song, and always protecting his eyes from ultraviolet light with those tea shades, even indoors at night, Bono also tells people to be nice a lot. Like, all the time. Because if he didn’t, who would?
So, now that you know Bono is your superior — here’s Paul Joseph Watson with more on this amazing ultra-humanitarian, cool guy.
~ Liberty Video News