Small Town Hosts Drag Queen “Story Time” for Children

If you want your kids to be well rounded, super tolerant and completely not problematic, then you absolutely have to take them to drag queen story time hour. Yeah. Because if you expose your innocent, pre-pubescent children to weird men doing overly sexualized impersonations of over the top, slutty women — then they will automatically learn to be accepting of all kinds of weirdos — I mean, people.

Also, you don’t have to worry about the fact that many of the drag queens who are being allowed to indoctrinate children are registered sex offenders who are actually breaking the law by being around kids, because well, what is sex offense anyway? It’s just a construct! Right?

Maybe, you’re being reminded of those cringy children’s beauty pageants where little girls were creepily over-sexualized and forced to strut around to salacious music in front of creepy, old, fat, drunk, male judges and bewildered parents. This is nothing like that. Instead of creepily sexualized kids, the drag queen story time hour is about creepily overly sexualized men dressed like insane women in pants so tight you can hear the friction as they fritter uproariously about.

Yeah, take our word for it, if you let your kids attend drag queen story time hour, there’s really nothing that can go wrong. Nothing at all.

Don’t believe it? Don’t take our word for it. Take Miles McInnes’ word for it. He’s the most progressive and tolerant man… zer… on Earth. So wake the kids up and enjoy!

~ Liberty Video News