Mark Dice: “How I Became a Right Wing ‘Radical'”

We’ve got some really bad news, guys. Well, as it turns out, we’re all being indoctrinated and radicalized by right wing media outlets.

That’s right. We’re all getting super brainwashed by conservative content makers on YouTube and it’s really scary, because if the left doesn’t have absolute supremacy on all known media channels, then people might start thinking that taxation is actually theft!

How would Democrats ever leverage the social safety net as a means to buy people votes with the redistributed earnings of working people if half of the country starts thinking that stealing is wrong — even when the government does it?

This is a big problem that we have to tackle in the wokest way possible. Otherwise, where will all of the undocumented immigrants go? Surely they can’t ALL be sent to San Francisco. That place is already covered in human doodoo. Some of the undocumented migrants have to be bussed to small towns all over America quietly under the cover of darkness and moved into section 8 housing so that currently radicalized conservatives don’t know about it. You see, they tend to have jobs, so they sleep at night, if you catch our drift.

Here, Mark Dice does us the service of showing us just how dangerous ideological subversion can really be.