Listen to Ann Coulter RIP into Elizabeth Warren

Congratulations, America! As it turns out, if your family has been in the United States for more than 100 years, you’re probably more Native Continental than Elizabeth Warren. But don’t fret if you’re of Asian descent, because due to the close relationship between Asians and Native Continentals due to the North Pacific landbridge, you probably have ten times more Native Continental blood in you than Lieawatha.

Yes, it’s a good day to be anyone in the world. After all, there’s about a 40% chance for just about anyone on Earth to have genetic roots connecting to Genghis Khan, and he was certainly related to people who where almost surely related to Native American Continentals.

So, here’s the thing. Elizabeth Warren probably wasn’t exactly lying about belonging to a tribe of Native Americans. But she was certainly running on an assumption that she should not have made. It’s worse than that of course, since she also benefited for years professionally and personally from this false assumption.

Warren has been celebrated at her alma mater for decades as a “native American,” and she just went along with it because of “high cheekbones” and a family rumor. That’s just plain stupid. To be fair, it’s one thing to make a loose connection between one’s self and a culture that you admire. But it’s another thing entirely to use that loose connection to obtain a place on the victimhood hierarchy that the Left so reveres.

It’s damned embarrassing.

Here’s the resplendent Ann Coulter with her take on Fauxcahontas.

~ Liberty Video News